im drinking this country out of the recession.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
it's great music for shaving your balls
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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