I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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