i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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