Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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