Your dad touched me again.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He? As in you personified your dick?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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