So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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