I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I want to be your penis for a week.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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