Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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