Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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