make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Alive.
So much puke
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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