Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Randomize
