Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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