I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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