just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I just blew my weed a kiss
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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