I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Damn victory sex feels great
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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