Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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