Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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