If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Let's get the cat blown out
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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