who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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