Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Is this like a preordered booty call?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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