Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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