I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Help. Why am I so naked?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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