just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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