I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I am mentally ready for anal.
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