He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I need to align my fucking chakras
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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