Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
the day after is always just damage control
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
last night I used snow as a chaser
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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