i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Randomize
