Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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