i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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