my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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