Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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