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I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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