R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Randomize
