I want to walk on stilts...naked
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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