We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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