Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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