Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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