remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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