That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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