It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
Randomize