why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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