Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
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