nut hugger
I think my vagina is haunted
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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