no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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