That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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