he shaved USA in his pubs
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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