if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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