party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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