Is it normal to miss your booty call?
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Can I color on your dick again?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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