How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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