talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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