I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Randomize